Steep Grades, Sharp Curves

Tale of the Tape, Day 1: Denton to Lawrence

Tale of the Tape: Where Numbers Come To Lose Their Meaning

Distance traveled: 481 miles. I pulled out of my driveway, took three right turns and then drove 372 miles before making another turn.

Red Bulls consumed: 4. Is it weird that I kind of like the taste of sugar free Red Bull?

Time on the road: 6 hours 55 minutes.

Pit stops: 1. 3 Red Bulls and a liter of water catch up to everyone eventually.

Minutes spent listening to raving AM radio fundamentalist prairie preacher: 47. I imagined I was listening to John Brown the entire time.

Number of Old Backus Barleywines consumed: 3. If Jesus was a brewer, this is what He would have brewed.

Fun qualitative fact: There is such a thing as thundersnow. It’s not a typo or a mis-statement as I originally assumed. I think it must mean God hates Kansas.